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THE GOLDEN RULE
Treat me with respect and our time will be extraordinary. I am a lady, and I expect you to act like a gentleman.
HYGIENE
Ensure that you are showered within 1 hour of our date. You are always welcome to use the incall to shower or freshen up!
Cleanliness might be next to godliness, but being fresh and clean is just the gentlemanly thing to do.
PATRONAGE
My patronage should be in an unsealed envelope, greeting card, or with a gift.
Place my patronage in a visible location upon my arrival.
I expect you to be a gentleman and to have my patronage ready either when I arrive or when you arrive. It’s not lady-like for me to have to ask for my patronage; please don’t force me to do something so out of character.
Patronage is for my time and companionship only.
GIFTS
Bringing a small gift really sets the tone nicely for a lovely date. It’s the thought that counts, and a gift card or even a tip when in doubt.
Gifts are never expected, but they are always appreciated!
It allows me to combine what I truly love – connection, intimacy, & sharing amazing, unique experiences. Giving you the space to be your truest self brings me great joy. My background and life experiences allow me to fit well into any setting we may choose to explore together. Wherever we are I really just love having an unforgettable time with you!
I listen to a healthy mix of great music. Some of my favorites are Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys, Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, and then newer music like Sylvan Esso, Radiohead, & LCD Soundsystem. I also have a serious soft spot for old school hip hop.
I am based in Philadelphia and I am always available on request to Washington DC & New York. I am also available for FMTY so simply get in touch to request! I love the East Coast, but it’s so much fun to have a romantic trip!
Lately I love going horseback riding, hiking, and going to the spa. Cooking is so fun for me, and feeding those I care about is the best part of all. While I do like to be pampered, for me it’s really important to enjoy the simple pleasures in life. Whether it’s watching the lightning bugs, going to a great bar together, or having a swimming day date – it’s always about enjoying one another’s company and soaking up the intimacy.
I grew up on the Main Line, but I lived in New York for 11 years so I’m a bit of a hybrid. I absolutely love New York, but I prefer a more bucolic environment. Visiting different places allows me to enjoy what I love most about each.
I typically dress in a feminine, understated & classic manner – a tad preppy. I prefer not to be flashy – it’s just not my personal style. I like to fly under the radar while still looking lovely.
Definitely a delicious roast chicken with juices and vegetables in the pan, and mashed potatoes. It is such a wonderfully comforting meal. Such a perfect meal to share together as well!
Wet Hot American Summer, Stepbrothers, Wes Anderson films, great documentaries, & films that I haven’t seen yet that we can share together!
Lana Van Dam is the curvy, voluptuous, redhead retro girlfriend of your dreams. A small BBW, Lana is the perfect handful for a man looking for a vintage visage. Articulate, cutting, witty, and always playful, you can find her in Philadelphia and surrounding areas.
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